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agentscully:

WHO NEEDS EXTREME SPORTS WHEN MAKING GROWNUP PHONE CALLS GIVES ME MORE ADRENALINE THAN I WILL EVER NEED FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE

Can we all just take a moment to bless how accurate this post is.

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jeffezdrunksexmuppet:

Meredith Stepien and Brian Holden: The unofficial “mama” and “papa” of Starkid.

Here we see Merediff looking on in amusement as her kiddies play with stickers and effects in the google hangout. Meanwhile Brian is thoroughly unamused with his little shits and would love nothing more than to break out the Love Handle on their asses…ER, bottoms.

Merediff: “Heehee, look at my babies….they are having so much fun playing with stickers and effects, they are all so adorable!”

Brian: “…..I swear to DEAD WIZARD GOD if you kids don’t shut the fuck up and let me talk, NONE of you can be in Twisted! DON’T MAKE ME UNBROADCAST THIS, CUZ I SWEAR I’LL DO IT.

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windspray:

palmist:

friends is my life
just bc i have none in real life

same

windspray:

palmist:

friends is my life

just bc i have none in real life

same

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ars33nic:

what an introvert is:

  • someone who gets their energy from being alone and can get exhausted from being around people for extended periods of time

what an introvert isn’t:

  • low self esteem
  • hatred of people
  • social awkwardness

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  • me trying to tell a story: so yeah like, he said, or no, wait, first she was like.... i don't remember, but it's not important to the story 'cause... wait, yeah it is, but, i don't know man, it was just weird you know 'cause.. i don't know